NOT ME!!

Another Monday is here again, so here are some things from the week:

1. I did not run to Target in my jammies because I was way too comfortable and on top of that wore them tucked nicely into my rainboots!! NOT ME!!

2. I was not dressing Grayson the other day only to see him turn around too late and blast me with a "pooter-tooter". Oh the smell! NOT ME!!

3. I was not in the middle of Target with my almost-5-year old when he announced he had to go "poo-poo" in a loud voice, but more than that, did not wait until we got to the bathroom to go! The undies went in the garbage and he got dunked in the tub when we got home. Where's the baby Desitin when you need it for your 5-year old?! NOT ME!!

4. I was not unabashedly singing at the top of my lungs and doing the motions to one of my praise songs only to look beside me at the stop light and see the dear lady laughing hysterically!! NOT ME!! (Please tell me she saw that Grayson was in the backseat in his carseat screaming away with me!!!)

5. I did not threaten bodily harm or nasty words to someone today upon hearing that our moving date has been changed AGAIN! NOT ME!!! (Yeah, there comes that "mean girl"!!)

6. I did not move the time on Grayson's clock back an hour praying that he would see that he was up way too early and go back to sleep and give us all additional rest! NOT ME!! (And yes, it backfired when at 6:30 his time he came into our room saying that he just couldn't wait to get up and looked over to see my clock reading 7:30!!)